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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 03:22
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are people discussing on BookTok?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Circle’s buzzy IPO was a big hit. Now comes the hard part. - MarketWatch
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
James Webb Space Telescope discovers planets forming in space's most punishing environments - Space
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Bank of America predicts major housing market changes are coming soon - TheStreet
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Bank of Japan leaves interest rate unadjusted at 0.5% as expected - FXStreet
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
AMD CEO Su turns heads with comments at AI event - TheStreet
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Apple is on defense at WWDC 2025 - The Verge
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How can someone get patrons on Patreon if they are a beginner artist?
No way
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Humans Age Faster at 2 Specific Times in Their Life, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
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Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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